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1 Name: Anonymous
Ingenious!
2 Name: Anonymous
Hey, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me.
3 Name: Anonymous
Rape her dead cat.
4 Name: ROFL POLICE
http://www.amirite.net/index.php?showadd=true
http://www.amirite.net/index.php?showadd=true
5 Name: ROFL POLICE
http://www.amirite.net/index.php?showadd=true
RAID
SPAM
ROFL
6 Name: Anonymous
grow a pair of balls , and go back to her and say your sorry
7 Name: Anonymous
Quit being a faggot.
8 Name: Anonymous
loser much? You care about pokemon more than a girl... you could FUCK HER!... and you just fuck that over!
9 Name: what
Pokemon < Women
Nigger
10 Name: Anonymous
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11 Name: calebgrinerperryfl
I once stopped mid-fuck to try and catch a shiny oddish. I came and caught it simultaneously. Shit was so cash.
12 Name: Anonymous
pokemon > women.
13 Name: Anonymous
stale copypasta is stale.
14 Name: Anonymous
Help. need someone to do the x,x smiley thing
all i get is three squares
15 Name: Anonymous
EASY ITS NINE
16 Name: Anonymous
how is this site still alive
17 Name: Public !ButtSexk2U
asscheese
18 Name: holic♪ !DesuBkBqTk
also... notsage.
19 Name: nim !MRSAGTENZI
Holic, I want to rape you.
20 Name: nim !BRPFPFPUFY
In the ass
21 Name: Anonymous
this thread is bullshit
also, holic is a fgt
22 Name: Anonymous
kristina Johnson
kmjsolorzano@yahoo.com
facebook: Melinia Cascarino
second life: mercedes mexicola, akasha giordano, alexis cascarino
skype: Kristina/Kricket/Alexis C

Name: Sage